i miss rep era so much
i’m going to pick her up and put her in my pocket
when the cup holders are child proofed
(via lovetheplayers)
why are the words for getting deceived so fun. hornswoggled. bamboozled. hoodwinked. etc.
(via manywinged)
“lazarus” is such a great name for a guy who’s famous for being raised from the dead. you can reference a name like that in your resurrection plot devices and it feels appropriate. that never would have been possible if he’d been called joseph or peter or craig or something.
I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*
-Mary Toft, 1726
Hold on I need to look something up
What
yeah. sorry
(via manywinged)




